Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Everything about him screamed your future.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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