Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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