Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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