Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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