Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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