So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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