ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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