ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
