there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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