what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
