Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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