I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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