so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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