i just sent this text using only my big toe
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
