sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
