wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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