All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
you never un-have a 4some
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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