I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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