I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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