super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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