If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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