Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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