She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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