And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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