Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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