We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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