But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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