I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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