why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
As shirtless as possible
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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