theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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