Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
