i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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