got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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