S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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