maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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