Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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