Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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