It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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