So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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