Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I currently don't understand fingers.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
