yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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