She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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