In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the day after is always just damage control
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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