u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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