trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
