Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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