Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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