dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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