This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
and you fell through a lawn chair
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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