it's not cheating when I paid for it
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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