I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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