i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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