I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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